Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever
They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes