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the-chubby-nerd:

Me at a buffet:
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When researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Washington observed young people’s behavior in bars, they found that the man’s aggressiveness didn’t match his level of intoxication. There was no relationship.

Instead, men targeted women who were intoxicated.

NPR: If He’s Sexually Aggressive in Bars, It’s Not Because He’s Drunk (via glorious—headfuck)

Imagine that

(via spoiledgrrrl)

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BASEMENT - Pine (x)

BASEMENT - Pine (x)

outscore:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

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tsarbucks:

I can’t wait to get a boyfriend so I can hold him and hug him and cherish him and turn him to stone with my piercing gaze and store him in my collection

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teamshercock:

utilitarianthings:

'Book on Bookis a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading.

protect the book from ur tears

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unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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I'm Okay, Now.
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neveryourb0yfriend:

sext: so what Brand New song makes you feel the most dead inside?

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