February 2012
jawnwatsons:
what if they made a film about leonardo dicaprio’s life and the guy who played leo won an oscar
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We don’t have a substance abuse problem.. if anything we have a SubWAY abuse...
– Blake Anderson (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
abigailislost:
gloomy-teen:
sit your whore ass down
omg
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obesitycore:
plot twist
the mannequin does not belong to jack
gonkdroid asked: cool blog :)
I want to watch a video but I don’t want to stop the music.
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Mom: You're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.